“Lady Gumbo” of Baton Rouge claims Congress sleeps on the job! She claims her “Firecracker Gumbo” will keep Congress and Senate awake! We down here eat roadkill! Them there leaders of ours drink Champaign! Eat the American pie! We pay for it! She’s tired of it! She claims no Congressman or Senator can sleep after eating her gumbo! She says, “Them sissy boys up there! They fall asleep! They’ll shit themselves”! ”Lady Gumbo” claims the quick solution to solving the problems of America is her “Firecracker Gumbo” and locked toilets in Washington!
Dear Lady Gumbo,
“Firecracker Gumbo”! Get her done! “Save America Send a Sheep to Washington” would like to place an order for four thousand gallons of “Firecracker Gumbo” for deliver to Washington. We will be in contact soon. “Lady Gumbo” you are “We the people”!
Codename: Louisiana 128.
Skeetron.
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